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The Basement Ceiling is for Porn

More porn has been found hidden in the basement ceiling!

Those confused by my use of the word "more", should first read up on part 1 and part 2 of the saga of the mysterious video tape.

Sadly, Penthouse magazines are far less conducive to wild speculation as to their purpose. However, just to be sure, I did flip through them looking to see if they were being used to keep meticulous records of stolen car sales.

Unfortunately I did not find any such interesting records, however, somewhat ironically, I *did* end up being chased across the rusted beams of a warehouse by armed goons that day. El mundo es truly un pańuelo.

Instead of interesting things, I found an article entitled "Sexy Scents: How to get Her Hot and Ready". Now, I know there are differing views about the harms of pornography consumption, but I think we can all agree that articles like that are uniformly unhelpful to anyone who reads them, since they seem to seek to root the fantasies portrayed as attainable via product purchase. Maybe the proliferation of easy access porn via the Internet is in some ways, a boon, in that it means less and less people are being exposed to such gibberish.

Saddest in the collection of magazines, was the $3.50 20 page magazine entitled "Chat". Which, from what I could tell, would only be purchased by someone who wanted something easier to hide and or was very bad at guessing 800 sex line numbers.

And, for some reason, picturing the previous resident of the home weighing products on both lust satiation and ability to conceal from others makes me far sadder than simply the existence of a secret stash.

The magazines are now sitting in our recycling bin, where, even if they are happened upon by a budding 13 year old, I have no doubt they'd be tossed down again in confusion, as if he had been handed a handful of vacuum tubes.


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Title: The Basement Ceiling is for Porn
Date posted: 06 Sep '07 - 13:31
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