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So there's this new Garfield movie coming out.

I had written up a pretty scathing, predictable "send-up" of it, and was going to publish it, when I discovered that Bill Murray was actually voicing the title role.

Not wanting to risk any future relationship with the man, I decided to withhold my comments regarding this francise for the time being.

That's not to say you can't still get your fix of my witty, sardonic humor. You all know me. What does the pretend Kyle in your head sound like when he's bitching about "Garfield: The Movie"? I bet it's some pretty good stuff.

You are allowed to do that for up to 2 hours. If done for longer, you will begin owing me money.

In other news, we got a new dog.